Cock N Roll Heartthrobs

The Hard Cock Life team bring a brand new sexy night to Dalston Superstore tomorrow… Cock N’ Roll. They’re giving you the opportunity to “dance to the rock n’ roll, electro, indie anthems and guilty pleasures you normally only get to dance to in your bedroom, cock in hand.” And lucky us, lucky you, ahead of tomorrow night’s party, they rounded up all their super-hot friends to quiz them about their favourite indie tracks (complete with super-hot photos!) Enjoy…

1. Tommy, 25, Sweden 

Tommy Cock N Roll Heartthrob 

Your Cock N Roll anthem and why?

Sonic Youth – Youth Against Fascism 

“Because it’s practically perfect in every way, and still sounds fresh as fuck today.”

2 Jacob, 22, Midlands

 Jacob Cock N Roll Heartthrob

Your Cock N Roll anthem and why?

The Smiths – Barbarism Begins At Home

“It’s as desolate and sad as anything they’ve done, but it’s an absolute funk work out which turns me on.”

3. Charlie, 21, Leeds

Charlie Cock N Roll Heartthrob 

Your Cock N Roll anthem and why?

David Bowie – Jean Geanie

“He is the king, and this is his best track. Also the sexiest, most talented man who did ever live. But enough about me lolololololol” 

4. Luke, 25, Portrush Northern Ireland

Luke Cock N Roll Heartthrob

Your Cock N Roll anthem and why? 

Queens of the Stone Age – Go With The Flow

“Because the video is amazing and the thrash of the guitar from the first note makes me want to finger myself.”

5. Simon, 27, London

Simon Cock N Roll Heartthrob

Your Cock N Roll anthem and why? 

Galaxie 500 – Blue Thunder

“Anything by Galaxy 500, anything queercore, and some Harry Pussy to balance out the phallocentricity.”

6.  Dan, 28, London

Dan Cock N Roll Heartthrobs 

Your Cock N Roll anthem and why? 

Elton John – Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding

“It’s a bonkers, 11 minute swaggering shagging funereal multipart epic that pretty much wipes the floor with anything else that’s ever been written.” 

7. Max, 26, London

Max Cock N Roll Heartthrob 

Your Cock N Roll anthem and why? 

Orange Juice – Rip It Up

“I really do love this song. It’s achingly perfect in every way. It makes me want to live in Glasgow in 1982.”

8. Joe, 23, London via Spain

Joe Cock N Roll Heartthrob 

Your Cock N Roll anthem and why? 

Primal Scream – Loaded 

“The best nights out are topped off by hearing one track you didn’t expect but you’ll forever associate with that moment – I had that with Loaded in Barcelona in ‘08.”

9. Raffy, 25, Newcastle

Raffy Cock N Roll Heartthrob 

Your Cock N Roll anthem and why? 

Blondie – Heart of Glass

“I regularly dance naked in my room to this and play my willy around like the guitar. I will definitely do that if you play it, only this time without the CD covering me.”

10. Scott, 23, Devon

 Scott Cock N Roll Heartthrob

Your Cock N Roll anthem and why? 

Klaxons – Golden Skans

“Because even though it’s frowned upon to admit you listened to nu-rave, these guys were actually BLOODY GREAT (for about five minutes, but still).” 

Join all these heartthrobs and more at Cock N’ Roll tomorrow night (Friday 20th September) at Dalston Superstore from 9pm – 3am.

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