Grizzle’s Sexiest Robots EVER
Grizzle’s Sexiest Robots EVER
09-10-13
GRIZZLES! Top Ten Sexy Robots!
10. The Cylons from Battlestar Galactica
Sizzle: The '80s originals rule the cosmos!
A Man to Pet: This lot make Daft Punk look like tins of beans.
Sizzle: If you’re going to be a hot robot, be a hot robot with lots of gold accessories.
9. The Bionic Woman
Pet: Someone help her!
Sizzle: She is being chased by her nemini….. nemisises…. neminou?
Pet: All robots were sexy in 1970s. Did you know the beginning of robots were in my country… ancient Greece?
Sizzle: Yes… Didn’t your grandmother invent the battery?
8. Doctor Who’s K9
Pet: A poodle on wheels.
Sizzle: A doggie made of diodes that was really annoying and kept overheating.
Pet: A hot doggie robot.
7. Pris from Bladerunner
Sizzle: Amazing movie with loads of amazing replicants.
Pet: Look at her… goth!
Sizzle: She killed people with her thighs.
Pet: Killer thighs… Like you!
6. RoboCop
Pet: Part man.
Sizzle: Part machine.
Pet: All cop.
Sizzle: Total bitch!
5. David from Prometheus
Sizzle: Daaaaviiiiidddddd…..sigh.
Pet: I don’t understand. He is not my type. You can have his metal penis.
Sizzle: And fingers…
4. Maria from Metropolis
Sizzle: I love it when a fembot gets plugged in. Here’s Maria getting a few volts.
Pet: Yes… the amazing star of this amazing Greek musical tragedy.
Sizzle: You’ve not seen the movie have you?
Pet: No.
3. Terminator
Pet: Look at those lethal pectorals!
Sizzle: Titanium tits.
Pet: I love a robot in a patent leather mac.
2. Metal Mickey
Pet: What is this tin of shit?
Sizzle: This is Metal Mickey… He’s the chunky bear of cyborgs.
Pet: I will never have sex with it.
Sizzle: Metal Mickey doesn’t do drags.
1. Austin Power’s Fembots
Sizzle: Beautiful, silvery and topped with great weaves.
Pet: Sexy bitches with explosive breasts.
Sizzle: And an anus packed with deadly gases. Just like you Pet.
Join A Man To Pet And John Sizzle at Grizzle's Cosmic Fembot Extravaganza with Josh Caffe and Jos Gibson on Friday 11th October at Dalston Superstore from 9pm - 3am.
Grizzle’s Sexiest Robots EVER