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Haute Mess’s Agenda Reveal Party

  • Salmonella
  • Donna Kebab
The universe’s rebuttal ? to mindfulness ? and inner peace?, Salmonella? and Donna Kebab?, have something to say??The only problem is…. They’re not sure what it is just yet? Join the last two brain cells ?? behind Haute Mess as we reveal our agenda?, whatever that may be????
Expect stupid games??, reckless decisions?, U-turns??, performances, and lack of accountability courtesy of reliable news sources™ and the darkest depths of reddit?.
Booking essential! Follow the link to book that juicy table for the most fraudulent soiree on this side of the atlantic, before the K-pop fans and tiktokers do it!

Haute Mess’s Agenda Reveal Party

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Haute Mess’s Agenda Reveal Party