GEARING UP TO SONICALLY WOUND THE COMMUNITY ONCE AGAIN

That’s right, Sorry Not Sorry has somehow conned Dalston Superstore into letting us loose on a Saturday night again — a privilege we’ve earned through years of emotional damage, BPM-related injuries, and being the longest-running night in the building.

SATURDAY 31 MAY

Dalston Superstore
? 10PM–4AM
£8/£10 OTD
Pop Turds, Treasures & Pleasures

Expect a relentless onslaught of music that veers wildly from deleted scenes from Popworld, unreleased Geri Halliwell demos, and the occasional legitimate banger (by accident). Whether you’re crying in the smoking area, screaming into your vodka cranberry, or just having a little dance with your demons — we’ve got the soundtrack.

NO GENRE IS SAFE. NO GUILTY PLEASURE UNTOUCHED.
You will hear something that makes you go “who the hell played this?” and the answer is: us. collectively. with love.

AND BECAUSE IT’S A SATURDAY — there will also be proper DJs downstairs, thank God. While we’re upstairs committing pop atrocities with glittery intent, the basement will be holding the scene together with actual good music, impeccable taste, and probably a functioning USB stick. If you need a break from the madness — or just want to remember what rhythm feels like — they’ve got you covered.

Your tormentors (aka the DJ lineup):
DOWNSTAIRS:
@misstwinkusa
@lexii.london
@harietta__ b2b @karliemarx.wav

UPSTAIRS:
@chris_cuff b2b @vomprincess
@senanaconda b2b @milk.shandy
@pengaz b2b @sammi_automatic

GOGOS:
@its.cherrybaby.xox
@femmibitch69
@mssharonlegrand

Come for the chaos. Stay because your friends won’t let you leave.

Pop music will never recover x