Summer Voyage

Ahead of Voyage Voyage's Summer Special tomorrow night, we asked A Man To Pet, Johnny Kalifornia and Bob Chicalors to tell us about their dream summer holidays...

A MAN TO PET:

RIO DE JANEIRO, of cause! Cause the boys girls trans everybody and the clima are hot!!!!! Men there they are beyond belive - you never go back home alone and you’re always more than just 2!!!! Happy dance all night flipping and all that samba samba samba.

I don't know the spelling but drinks are Mojitos or Capriccioso - full of sugar they make you sweat and give you energy!!! – and lots of ICE!

Tracks I will listen to are:

Kaoma – Lambada

and, of course, Dalida – Rio de Brasil

BOB CHICALORS:

SPAIN! - touring THE WHOLE COUNTRY, hitting the beaches, pretending I'm in an Almodovar film and stalking Fangoria…

We’ll be drinking Pina Coladas, obviously:

or Rum and Coca Cola: 

Music-wise: beachside, it’s Vamos A La Playa (oh oh ohohoh) 

and Serebro 

And there’s a back alley pun somewhere, with Azis, Tarkan, Omer Adams…*swoon*

JOHNNY KALIFORNIA:

SAINT TROPEZ - C'est bon!

If it’s good enough for Brigitte Bardot, it’s good enough for me. I’d be yacht-hopping with a selection of European studs I’d pick up along the way (one from each European country should do it). 

Unfortunately, I’m too old to be a rich man’s toyboy and too poor to be a rich man! But I’ll find a way to make to happen. If I was Elton John, that's where I'd be, right now...

Drinks-wise – Sex On The Beach, obviously:  

or maybe a Mai Tai??

...with the odd glass of Chablis in-between, to maintain the 'illusion' of 'glamour'.

Music-wise, start off super-elegant with Genevieve Grad

 …end up quite messy with the Army Of Lovers!