Ahead of Voyage Voyage's Summer Special tomorrow night, we asked A Man To Pet, Johnny Kalifornia and Bob Chicalors to tell us about their dream summer holidays...
A MAN TO PET:
RIO DE JANEIRO, of cause! Cause the boys girls trans everybody and the clima are hot!!!!! Men there they are beyond belive - you never go back home alone and you’re always more than just 2!!!! Happy dance all night flipping and all that samba samba samba.
I don't know the spelling but drinks are Mojitos or Capriccioso - full of sugar they make you sweat and give you energy!!! – and lots of ICE!
Tracks I will listen to are:
Kaoma – Lambada
and, of course, Dalida – Rio de Brasil
SPAIN! - touring THE WHOLE COUNTRY, hitting the beaches, pretending I'm in an Almodovar film and stalking Fangoria…
We’ll be drinking Pina Coladas, obviously:
or Rum and Coca Cola:
Music-wise: beachside, it’s Vamos A La Playa (oh oh ohohoh)
And there’s a back alley pun somewhere, with Azis, Tarkan, Omer Adams…*swoon*
SAINT TROPEZ - C'est bon!
If it’s good enough for Brigitte Bardot, it’s good enough for me. I’d be yacht-hopping with a selection of European studs I’d pick up along the way (one from each European country should do it).
Unfortunately, I’m too old to be a rich man’s toyboy and too poor to be a rich man! But I’ll find a way to make to happen. If I was Elton John, that's where I'd be, right now...
Drinks-wise – Sex On The Beach, obviously:
or maybe a Mai Tai??
...with the odd glass of Chablis in-between, to maintain the 'illusion' of 'glamour'.
Music-wise, start off super-elegant with Genevieve Grad
…end up quite messy with the Army Of Lovers!
Join Johnny, Bob and Pet Thursday 24th July from 9pm - 2.30am for Voyage Voyage- Hot Summer at Dalston Superstore