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Tranny Jubilee

Tranny Jubilee

Tranny royalty Jonny Woo-Windsor and Lady Ma Butcher Bowles takeover the bar for Bank Holiday Monday to serve up a lavish feast for the eyes in celebration of The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee. After you've stuffed yourself silly with cucumber sandwiches and sausages on sticks at one of the many street parties, come down to Superstore and let Jonny and Ma entertain you. Did we mention they've booked a stripper? We caught up with these ladies of pleasure to find out just what's in store for the Tranny Jubilee...

Who are your royal style icons?

Ma Butcher: My Royal Icons are Princess Margret, Wallace Simpson and of course Dame Barbara Cartland! I think my look reflects this combo...
Jonny Woo: Wallace Simpson was a Nazi sympathiser so she doesn't get my vote although I do fancy Harry and he dabbled as a youth. I think Charles needs some credit for watching the top job slip further away from him. Queeny gonna live forever.
 
What do you look for in a stripper?

MB: Tall, tanned, toned and packing a punch! Oh and blue blood....
JW: Intellect, qualifications and a strong character... oh and a fat knob and balls.

What does it take to be a tranny superstar?

MB: I think you need a natural je ne sais quoi, years of practice and the constitution of a horse.
JW: Tranny superstar is a title bequeathed on but a few...you do not become one... you are chosen.

What would you do to us if you caught us cheating at gay bingo?

MB: Thrown in the Tower! Or in our case off a tower block... 
JW: A knighthood...how the hell is it possible to cheat at Gay Bingo?

Tell us a secret about the other!!

MB: My lips are sealed - we girls have to stick together. I am known for my total discretion.
JW: Despite being part pig, Ma eats bacon, which makes him a cannibal.

Who's the hottest royal?

MB: Princess Beatrice & Eugenie Pretzel slathered in Coronation Chicken! 
JW: Phillip was quite a looker in his day. Not bad for 90 odd either.
 
Prince Charles has recently taken up DJing... would you book him for a set?

MB: Actually we have - he is doing a little pop up set at our party... But Mum's the word! 
JW: No he only plays QUEEN and that’s all Ma Butcher plays.

Join Jonny Woo and Ma Butcher for the Tranny Jubilee on Monday 4th June from 7pm - 3am with Robyn & Rokk Presents: Body Talk in the basement. 

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