Upcoming Events

Mints

Friday 22nd March - 9:00 PM - 4:00 AM

Let’s get the London look hunnees. Plz bring your affectedly dainty, heavy femme dance movements down to the lazercave for a smorgasbord of musical delights all night long and jump up top for the most sexiest discotheque ever. We’re going with the most gorge London based gals and the MDT™ will be rocking the most Kate Moss/Beefeater/Theresa May looks you have ever laid your eyes on.

Featuring: aboyfromouterspace, Grace Sands, Mama Faye, Superdrama, Dance Armstrong, Natalie Sandi, The Mints Dance Troupe.

£7 OTD from 10pm

 

Disco Brunch

Saturday 23rd March - 12:00 PM - 4:00 PM

Every Saturday and Sunday afternoon Dalston Superstore presents Disco Brunch to lull you out of your hangover stupor! Expect all flavours of drag nonsense, gorgeous breakfast cocktails and brunch specials all day. Parties include Power Brunch, ShayShay’s Breakfast in Bed, Ask Dr Shaz and A Man To Pet’s Super Brunch. Follow the Disco Brunch facebook page for more information!
Free entry

Meat

Saturday 23rd March - 9:00 PM - 4:00 AM

The Meat Boys are back in Town, and they’re bringing a platter of sexy blokes, in their jocks, on the bar, for you to salivate over…

Music from East London firm favourites hrh Princess Julia, Jeffrey Hinton, Tasty Tim and Tafkanik.

£6 OTD from 10pm

£5 early birds available here

Disco Brunch

Sunday 24th March - 12:00 PM - 4:00 PM

Every Saturday and Sunday afternoon Dalston Superstore presents Disco Brunch to lull you out of your hangover stupor! Expect all flavours of drag nonsense, gorgeous breakfast cocktails and brunch specials all day. Parties include Power Brunch, ShayShay’s Breakfast in Bed, Ask Dr Shaz and A Man To Pet’s Super Brunch. Follow the Disco Brunch facebook page for more information!
Free entry

Sorry not Sorry

Sunday 24th March - 9:00 PM - 2:30 AM

Sorry not Sorry’s little monsters are here twice a month now with an extra helping of all the pop you hate to love. They got a Now that’s what I call music CD for Christmas in 2008 and they’re gonna play it on repeat all night..

Free entry xx

VALUE PACK

Monday 25th March - 9:00 PM - 2:00 AM

MONDAY NIGHT MISCHIEF BEGINS AT DALSTON SUPERSTORE WITH A VALUE PACK OF BANGING TUNES QUEER CUTIES AND CHEAP BEVVIES FOR STUDENT BABES
 
First Monday- VALUE POP
All the cheesiest hits from your tweenhood from meme queen Emil A Meal
 
Second Monday- EUROTRASH
Dance, trance and Eurovision losers from House of Slopulence’s Lily Seabass
 
Third Monday- UK GARAGE SALE
UKG, bassline, niche old skool, jungle and grime classics from Ivana Joseph aka MELANIN MONROE
 
Fourth Monday- INDIE BARGAINS
 
Everyone’s favourite slagtivist Ben Charlie Smoke playing Valerie on repeat for 5 hours (and maybe a few other songs)
 
There’s gonna be cheap-as-chips drinks deals for people with a valid student card and free entry all night.
ID required for entry.

Tenderfoot with Michelle Manetti

Tuesday 26th March - 9:00 PM - 2:30 AM

Tenderfoot (noun) a newcomer or novice

Tenderfoot is your new mid-week queer paradise. Each month we invite an established London DJ or collective (local legends, if you will) to hold a weekly residency. They will then bring a different guest for each week of their month; someone they have been teaching how to DJ, an emerging artist who’s work they enjoy, a tenderfoot.

March’s resident is Michelle Manetti, DJ, producer, vocalist and promoter. An all-round powerhouse, Michelle is the mastermind behind our bi-monthly lez-fest Femmme Fraiche. 

Look out for more info to come.

Uncontrollable Urge

Wednesday 27th March - 9:00 PM - 2:30 AM

Superstore’s late-night Wednesday  collective are back for your midweek dose of sleaze at Uncontrollable Urge! Expect eccentric electronica, weirdo-disco, mutant-pop and Toto’s Africa at least once. Don’t let Wednesday get you down – grab a pornstar martini and two-step it into Thursday… It’s a hump-day for the people!
Free entry

Body Con

Thursday 28th March - 9:00 PM - 2:30 AM

Are u thirsty, baby?;* Strobe lights… Pumping music… Sweaty bodies… Bodycon is the Comic-Con 4 the free betch who can’t wait 4 the weekend ;P. 90’s/00’s garage-R&B-pop meets obnoxious queer electronica at a party… wot happens next?;). Women and N.B huns own the decks; Hot Intimidating Lesbian to loosen the hips, Brat to get you dropping it and Buffy the Track Layer for something sweet on the tongue.
Free entry

Transister X DSS

Friday 29th March - 9:00 PM - 3:00 AM

It’s Trans Day of Visibility, so, along with the babes from Transister we’ve put together a fabulous all-trans-everything party to raise some money to go towards the transition funds of some of the DSS fam.

Transister– putting the T in techno- have been running sweaty, sexy underground events across London for years, and we’re super excited to have them debut at Dalston Superstore for such a great cause. They’ll be taking over the basement all night long.

Upstairs will be taken care of by some of our superstore faves: Rodent, Jaye ward, Elliot and Ornography. Expect everything from disco, slow jams, nu wave to leftfield and some vinyl rareties thrown in for good measure.

On top of all these delights we’ve got a selection of beaut gogo dancers! Come through to see Lucy Fizz, Chiyo Gomes, Dani Singer and Jollif shaking what their maker gave them on the bar.

Minimum donation £6 OTD, with all profits going directly to the folks whose transitions this will be funding.

Disco Brunch

Saturday 30th March - 12:00 PM - 4:00 PM

Every Saturday and Sunday afternoon Dalston Superstore presents Disco Brunch to lull you out of your hangover stupor! Expect all flavours of drag nonsense, gorgeous breakfast cocktails and brunch specials all day. Parties include Power Brunch, ShayShay’s Breakfast in Bed, Ask Dr Shaz and A Man To Pet’s Super Brunch. Follow the Disco Brunch facebook page for more information!
Free entry

A Man To Pet’s Basic Boys

Saturday 30th March - 9:00 PM - 3:00 AM

A Man To Pet

15 gogo boys

some of them might let you touch them

also music

from Pet Piss, Vangelis, LA.GA.STA & Jeffrey Hinton

£7 OTD from 10

Disco Brunch

Sunday 31st March - 12:00 PM - 4:00 PM

Every Saturday and Sunday afternoon Dalston Superstore presents Disco Brunch to lull you out of your hangover stupor! Expect all flavours of drag nonsense, gorgeous breakfast cocktails and brunch specials all day. Parties include Power Brunch, ShayShay’s Breakfast in Bed, Ask Dr Shaz and A Man To Pet’s Super Brunch. Follow the Disco Brunch facebook page for more information!
Free entry

DALSTON K-MART *karaoke at dalston superstore*

Sunday 31st March - 9:00 PM - 2:30 AM

Just May– London’s premiere Geri Halliwell impersonator- brings a steaming pile of karaoke LOLs to Dalston Superstore for ONE NIGHT ONLY.

Powered by our little sister The Karaoke Hole

Free entry all night long//Sing all your fave songs

Nite Dykez

Thursday 4th April - 9:00 PM - 2:30 AM

DJs   GIN   Mica Coca   Sasoraye   TrYb

*FREE ENTRY*
*T-SHIRTS FOR SALE*

NITE DYKEZ is a new monthly nite for LGBT womxn. Everybody is welcome, but please be aware that we prioritise LGBT womxn and this is a nite for them.

 

Clash Bash x Creeps

Friday 5th April - 9:00 PM - 3:00 AM

WELCOME TO THE PLEATHERDOME

Upstairs Clash Bashing, we have sueprstar DJs- BRAT, Princess Julia and Jonathan Bestley.

In the downstairs dungeoun, creepin’ on the decks- Melanin Monroe, Elliott and Ornography.

Plus flippin & whippin & dippin on the bar- Finn Love and Robyn

Okay bondage babes, let’s do BDSM but make it lolz.
Throw on your latex and rubber, and come down and rub a dub dub (with consent of course. because consent is what? VITAL)

£4 after 10, £7 after 11

Disco Brunch

Saturday 6th April - 12:00 PM - 4:00 PM

Every Saturday and Sunday afternoon Dalston Superstore presents Disco Brunch to lull you out of your hangover stupor! Expect all flavours of drag nonsense, gorgeous breakfast cocktails and brunch specials all day. Parties include Power Brunch, ShayShay’s Breakfast in Bed, Ask Dr Shaz and A Man To Pet’s Super Brunch. Follow the Disco Brunch facebook page for more information!
Free entry

POPPERS AND POPCORN

Saturday 6th April - 4:00 PM - 9:00 PM

Lights, Camera, Bumps!

Award season has come to a close but BUM.P is are bringing the glamour of Hollywood to Dalston for ONE NIGHT ONLY. JOIN US for the world debut of the BUM.P FILM FESTIVAL featuring a handpicked selection of London’s finest LGBTQ+ filmmakers from 4pm.

SAMUEL DOUEK // ASHLEY JOINER // JOSEPH WILSON // ZOE MARDEN

BUM.P

Saturday 6th April - 9:00 PM - 3:00 AM

But the glitz doesn’t stop at Poppers and Popcorn. Stay for the after party with a curated list of London’s best DJs (as always obvs), Mind blowing projections, local East LDN celebs and a special guest surprise performance….

++ UPSTAIRS ++Dove, Jordss, Manara //DOWNSTAIRS//Louie Banks, Mark-Ashley Dupe

£6 from 10pm, £8 after midnight

OBVS COME XXX

Disco Brunch

Sunday 7th April - 12:00 PM - 4:00 PM

Every Saturday and Sunday afternoon Dalston Superstore presents Disco Brunch to lull you out of your hangover stupor! Expect all flavours of drag nonsense, gorgeous breakfast cocktails and brunch specials all day. Parties include Power Brunch, ShayShay’s Breakfast in Bed, Ask Dr Shaz and A Man To Pet’s Super Brunch. Follow the Disco Brunch facebook page for more information!
Free entry

Happy endings

Thursday 11th April - 9:00 PM - 2:30 AM

Grab your lover’s hand and swirl into a trance at the return of monthly Thursday party HAPPY ENDINGS! Flick the switch aboard the state-of-the-art big gay chariot with special guests and DJ debuts every week, including their notorious rave in the toilets. Expect heavy hedonism in the form of underground disco, house and techno all night long! 

free entree all night long

Homostash

Friday 12th April - 9:00 PM - 3:00 AM

Get ready for another edition of your favourite moustache lovers’ party! This time we invite you to explore your naughty dreams IN BED WITH Homostash! Imagine an all night party full of sexy moustachioed folks with amazing music across 2 floors! The basement will be filled with hot and sexy modern Techno & Tech House beats with our top guest from Vancouver Kasey Riot alongside resident Tafkanik & Fidel.
Upstairs will be filled with groovy disco and you can definitely expect one or two tracks from IN BED WITH … Madonna 😀 Played by residents Carly Foxx & Pavliné – Dance Music! Sexy moustachioed boy Danny Campbell-Fox will be the GO-GO from your wet dreams and to top that there will be some sexy visuals by Rodrigo Branco!

Free before 10/£5 before 11/£8 after

Disco Brunch

Saturday 13th April - 12:00 PM - 4:00 PM

Every Saturday and Sunday afternoon Dalston Superstore presents Disco Brunch to lull you out of your hangover stupor! Expect all flavours of drag nonsense, gorgeous breakfast cocktails and brunch specials all day. Parties include Power Brunch, ShayShay’s Breakfast in Bed, Ask Dr Shaz and A Man To Pet’s Super Brunch. Follow the Disco Brunch facebook page for more information!
Free entry

Discosodoma

Saturday 13th April - 9:00 PM - 4:00 AM

Our Grecian rave institution brings mind bending techno and acid for another night of debauchery, celebrating their 5TH BIRTHGAY!!!

Massimiliano Pagliara (Berghain/Panorama Bar resident),  Atariarmani, Dan Beaumont, Superdrama, Stathis.

Free before 10/£6 before 11/£8 after

Disco Brunch

Sunday 14th April - 12:00 PM - 4:00 PM

Every Saturday and Sunday afternoon Dalston Superstore presents Disco Brunch to lull you out of your hangover stupor! Expect all flavours of drag nonsense, gorgeous breakfast cocktails and brunch specials all day. Parties include Power Brunch, ShayShay’s Breakfast in Bed, Ask Dr Shaz and A Man To Pet’s Super Brunch. Follow the Disco Brunch facebook page for more information!
Free entry

Sorry not Sorry

Sunday 14th April - 9:00 PM - 2:30 AM

Sorry not Sorry’s little monsters are here twice a month now with an extra helping of all the pop you hate to love. They got a Now that’s what I call music CD for Christmas in 2008 and they’re gonna play it on repeat all night..

Free entry xx

Fanny Packer

Thursday 18th April - 9:00 PM - 4:00 AM

A BIG BAD LESBIAN MASH-UP OF ALL OUR FAVE GIRLY PARTIES

CLAM JAM // FEMALE TROUBLE // NITE DYKEZ // FEMMME FRAICHE

LUNA TIK-TOK & SHIRI SHAH ON THE BAR

£5 OTD ALL NIGHT LONG

Sassitude

Friday 19th April - 9:00 PM - 4:00 AM

Looking for a good time this Good Friday? Look no further as Sassitude is back for another instalment at Dalston Superstore.
Leave your chocolate at home (or bring it we don’t really care) and head on down this glorious Good Friday for a night of sassifying pleasure!

Sensual sirens spinning for your pleasure
Upstairs: Cheeky cherub Jender Anomie; Aphrodite in a nighty Georgie Bee; Resident goddess of sass Emily Rose England
Downstairs: Toronto’s tastiest Jacktivist; Ravishing angel Rachael

Free before 10pm, £6 after

Disco Brunch

Saturday 20th April - 12:00 PM - 4:00 PM

Every Saturday and Sunday afternoon Dalston Superstore presents Disco Brunch to lull you out of your hangover stupor! Expect all flavours of drag nonsense, gorgeous breakfast cocktails and brunch specials all day. Parties include Power Brunch, ShayShay’s Breakfast in Bed, Ask Dr Shaz and A Man To Pet’s Super Brunch. Follow the Disco Brunch facebook page for more information!
Free entry

FIASCO

Saturday 20th April - 9:00 PM - 4:00 AM

~OMG! Who danced with who? Who went home with who?! Who got papped doing what? What a Fiasco! ~

 The brainchild of East London DJ, promoter and page-three gal, Reece Spooner, Fiasco! is a SENSATIONAL and SCANDALOUS no-frills hoe-down for the fun, free and fabulous!

 Upstairs, disco bangers will be provided by certified dancefloor destroyer Jaye Ward & notorious nip-slipper Jeanie Crystal. MC duties fall to The Nightbus with the phenomenal Punch Maxi & sexy Lexy shaking their thangs on the bar!

 Downstairs, covergirl Reece Spooner will be bringing the drama, spinning the most obscene house, acid, jackin’ and techno beats, joined this month by extra-special guest, and darkroom queen, Josh Caffe.

XOXO

 £6 OTD

Artwork by Alex Beausire

 

 

Disco Brunch

Sunday 21st April - 12:00 PM - 4:00 PM

Every Saturday and Sunday afternoon Dalston Superstore presents Disco Brunch to lull you out of your hangover stupor! Expect all flavours of drag nonsense, gorgeous breakfast cocktails and brunch specials all day. Parties include Power Brunch, ShayShay’s Breakfast in Bed, Ask Dr Shaz and A Man To Pet’s Super Brunch. Follow the Disco Brunch facebook page for more information!
Free entry

Jungle Kitty

Sunday 21st April - 9:00 PM - 4:00 AM

Jungle Kitty is back! She loves Big Batty Riddims to bruck her back to & get her claws into, so expect to shack out to a soundtrack of everything from the sounds of the Caribbean & Afrobeats to Reggaeton, Brazilian Funk, Kuduro & more.

More info TBC

Body Con

Thursday 25th April - 9:00 PM - 2:30 AM

Are u thirsty, baby?;* Strobe lights… Pumping music… Sweaty bodies… Bodycon is the Comic-Con 4 the free betch who can’t wait 4 the weekend ;P. 90’s/00’s garage-R&B-pop meets obnoxious queer electronica at a party… wot happens next?;). Women and N.B huns own the decks; Hot Intimidating Lesbian to loosen the hips, Brat to get you dropping it and Buffy the Track Layer for something sweet on the tongue.
Free entry

Megalast

Friday 26th April - 9:00 PM - 3:00 AM

Some say they’re pushing the envelope. Some say they’re out of the box. We think the Megalast crew are more interested in a good bassline than stationery, bringing club traxx, big bass, electro nonsense and more.

All hosted by the inimitable Haus of Slopulence (Field Maneuvers).

UP- Minou (Boiler Room), Shivum Sharma

DOWN- Sylvere (Sans Absence), SPINEE (PC MUSIC), J. Aria + Ni-Ku (Megalast)

£6/£7 OTD

Femmme Fraiche

Saturday 27th April - 9:00 PM - 3:00 AM

East London’s Fraichest lez fest!

Berlin based ://about blank resident Natascha Kann will be bringing her blend of Chicago House, Detroit Techno and Acid to our Lazerpit, warmed up by our resident promoters Michelle Manetti and Sandra Le serving up tasty basement bangers. 

In the bar, fraiche talent DJ Soosee Cue will be serving up a slice of Studio 54, to get the party started, before our resident duo Linzi Symons and Darren Skene tweak your nipples with their usual fabulous favourite guilty pleasures and musical delights.

The heavenly Hermione will be our host for the evening, in all her Drag glory, serving lewks, and floral fancies, for the perfect spring bouquet.

£7 after 10pm

Sorry not Sorry

Sunday 28th April - 9:00 PM - 2:30 AM

Sorry not Sorry’s little monsters are here twice a month now with an extra helping of all the pop you hate to love. They got a Now that’s what I call music CD for Christmas in 2008 and they’re gonna play it on repeat all night..

Free entry xx

Nite Dykez

Thursday 2nd May - 9:00 PM - 2:30 AM

DJs Gin and Mica.

Dykez.

At nite.

Free entry.

Happy endings

Thursday 9th May - 9:00 PM - 2:30 AM

Grab your lover’s hand and swirl into a trance at the return of monthly Thursday party HAPPY ENDINGS! Flick the switch aboard the state-of-the-art big gay chariot with special guests and DJ debuts every week, including their notorious rave in the toilets. Expect heavy hedonism in the form of underground disco, house and techno all night long! 

free entree all night long

Sorry not Sorry

Sunday 12th May - 9:00 PM - 2:30 AM

Sorry not Sorry’s little monsters are here twice a month now with an extra helping of all the pop you hate to love. They got a Now that’s what I call music CD for Christmas in 2008 and they’re gonna play it on repeat all night..

Free entry xx

Female Trouble

Thursday 16th May - 9:00 PM - 2:30 AM

A night celebrating trash. A night celebrating rebellion. A night where the ladies of Dalston Superstore get to do what the fuck they want! Welcome to our special Thursday night for ladies who love ladies… FEMALE TROUBLE! Celesbian promoter Celeste Guinness presents a night of rotating hot female DJ talent to get the ladies of East London moving. Fierce femmes unite for a night of John Waters-inspired debauchery! 
Free entry

Body Con

Thursday 23rd May - 9:00 PM - 2:30 AM

Are u thirsty, baby?;* Strobe lights… Pumping music… Sweaty bodies… Bodycon is the Comic-Con 4 the free betch who can’t wait 4 the weekend ;P. 90’s/00’s garage-R&B-pop meets obnoxious queer electronica at a party… wot happens next?;). Women and N.B huns own the decks; Hot Intimidating Lesbian to loosen the hips, Brat to get you dropping it and Buffy the Track Layer for something sweet on the tongue.
Free entry

Sorry not Sorry

Sunday 26th May - 9:00 PM - 2:30 AM

Sorry not Sorry’s little monsters are here twice a month now with an extra helping of all the pop you hate to love. They got a Now that’s what I call music CD for Christmas in 2008 and they’re gonna play it on repeat all night..

Free entry xx

Body Con

Thursday 27th June - 9:00 PM - 2:30 AM

Are u thirsty, baby?;* Strobe lights… Pumping music… Sweaty bodies… Bodycon is the Comic-Con 4 the free betch who can’t wait 4 the weekend ;P. 90’s/00’s garage-R&B-pop meets obnoxious queer electronica at a party… wot happens next?;). Women and N.B huns own the decks; Hot Intimidating Lesbian to loosen the hips, Brat to get you dropping it and Buffy the Track Layer for something sweet on the tongue.
Free entry

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