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Friday
April
9:00PM–3:00AM
Haute Mess
- Asmodessa
- Cocobutta2.0
- FX1
- The Doll Named Dan
- Areola Grande Latte
- Pig Ignorant
- Lala Dangereuse
- Lust
- Paris Eatemall
- God's Favourite
- Donna The First
The messiest queer disco in town Haute Mess crash lands back at the mothership for another chaotic double decker meltdown! UH-OH!! Get ready to commit arson with a vaginal candle and sue for a dollar, cos Haute Mess are back with our most criminal party yet: Grand Theft Paltrow!
We have gathered together the sexiest, most consciously uncoupled DJs, performers and gogos for this lil cheeky tour — just check out these criminals Asmodessa, Cocobutta 2.0, FX1, The Doll Named Gyneth Paltrow, Areola Grande Latte, Pig Ignorant, Lala Dangereuse, Lust, Paris Eatemall and God’s Favourite!
And of course our resident homophobe Donna The First will be screaming and sharting non-stop xoxo
£8 BEFORE 11 / £10 AFTER
Door Policy
Dalston Superstore is a queer space. We prioritise our LGBTQIA+ customers and will sometimes ask our straight & cis allies to support us by not taking up room in our venue. Please be conscious of who this space is intended for and be respectful. Never assume sexuality or gender identity. We will never ask personal questions on the door.
Low/no income access
We reserve limited spaces for those who cannot afford the standard ticket price due to being on low or no income. Please email hello@dalstonsuperstore.com to enquire.
Full venue access info is available here
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Friday
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14
Saturday
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14
Saturday
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15
Sunday
MS SANTA LE GRAND'S CHRISTMAS BARBLES
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15
Sunday
SorryNotSorry Sundays!
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16
Monday
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18
Wednesday
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18
Wednesday
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18
Wednesday
BodySwap
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19
Thursday
BodyCon: BODYCONSUMPTION
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20
Friday
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21
Saturday
Piano Carols Brunch with Visa Reasons!
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21
Saturday
HOMO ALONE: LOST IN EAST LONDON
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22
Sunday
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Monday
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Tuesday
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Wednesday
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27
Friday
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28
Saturday
MINX CLUB
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29
Sunday
WASHING MACHINE
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31
Tuesday
DALSTON SUPERSTORE'S NYE BASH!
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01
Wednesday
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