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Haute Mess (sold out)

  • Donna Kebab
  • Juni da Moment

Dalston’s messiest and loopiest party is back for another slice of hangover pie! 

We are cracking open our cocoon, defrosting our wigs, and firing up all cylinders as we re-re-redescend onto the Mothership for a night of terminal stupidity. We’ll be joined by a revoltingly special guest, so come join the foolery as we serve ladels of nonsense, games and Donna’s bad B.O.

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All ticket holders must arrive at the event prior to 11pm. 

After 11pm, your table will be released for walk-ins.

Accessibility info here

COVID Safety measures

  • Tickets are sold by the table. Tables cannot be comprised of more than two households. No mingling between tables.
  • All customers must remain seated unless using the toilet, and observe social distancing of 1m+ at all times.
  • Face coverings to be worn by all customers when moving through the venue.

Low/no income access

  • We reserve limited spaces for those who cannot afford the standard ticket price due to being on low or no income. Please email hello@dalstonsuperstore.com to enquire.

Haute Mess (sold out)

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Haute Mess (sold out)