Cock N Roll’s Hottest Men In Indie

With the very next Cock N Roll outing from the Hard Cock Life team almost upon us, we’ve cranked up the indie and rock n roll playlists in preparation here at Superstore. However, in order to gain a deeper understanding of just how hot men with guitars really are, we’ve turned to certified expert, Cock N Roll DJ Josh Cole who’s given us the lowdown on the hottest men in rock n roll and indie music…

Mick Jagger, Rolling Stones

Cock N Roll - Mick Jagger

Those lips, those hips. And who wouldn’t want to look like that at his age – Bono thinks his wrinkles look “beautiful”. And if “the little twat with a big heart” (according to Viz) thinks so, then who are we to disagree….

Kevin Barnes, Of Montreal

Cock N Roll - Kevin Barnes

The androgynous genius lead singer of the sometimes brilliant genre bending indie act once played a whole show naked on a horse. The horse loved it, and so did I. Neigh. 

Bruce Springsteen

Cock N Roll - Bruce Springsteen

Springsteen’s ‘Human Touch’ could melt the hardest heart. Who wouldn’t want to get lost in his ‘Tunnel of Love’? Also, you can totes see his cock in that photo. 

Peter Murphy, Bauhaus

Cock N Roll - Peter Murphy

The uber thin, high cheekboned and beautiful, morbidly poetic Godfather of Goth. 

David Bowie

Cock N Roll - David Bowie

Recently voted the best dressed Brit of all time – beating off competition from unlikely rivals including Queen Elizabeth 1st, Henry III and Samuel Pepys. George “Beau” Brummell (1778-1840), a man who took six hours every day to get ready and had his boots polished with champagne, finished fourth.

Damian Abraham, Fucked Up

Cock N Roll - Fucked Up

Damian Abraham barks out brilliant hardcore punk and has the bruising bear like bulk to back it up. His group Fucked Up’s album David Comes To Life is a rock opera all about a man called David, who worked at a light bulb factory in the late ’70s and fell in love with an activist called Veronica Boisson. Veronica dies but returns as a spirit. It’s better than it sounds. 

Iggy Pop

Cock N Roll - Iggy Pop

With his Lust For Life, Iggy’s early shows frequently saw him confronting audiences with his prodigiously proportioned member, bouncing free of its trousering.

Kele Okereke, Bloc Party

Cock N Roll - Kele Okereke

A yelping hunk in his Bloc rocking pomp; let’s be honest,sticking Banquet or Helicopter on could still start an orgy in a nunnery.  

Alex Turner, Arctic Monkeys

Cock N Roll - Alex Turner

Transformed from an NME style, ratty regional town square dweller (you know the type) to an enviably bouffanted, certified L.A. hottie. 

Elvis Presley

Cock N Roll - Elvis

*Swoon*

Join Josh Cole this Friday 15th November for Cock N Roll at Dalston Superstore from 9pm – 3am.

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